Radio 1 Wind Up

[Captain Emerald]

This is so funny. And transcripted with my own hands, might I add:

Red Dwarf Radio 1 Wind-Up:

*Phone rings*

Receptionist: Good morning, Something Planitareum.
Lister: Hi, honey, I'm home!
R: *Pause* Aha.
L: Dave?
R: "Dave?" Er... this is the planitareum.
L: We can't actually use the bazookoids. They're for phsycological reasons only.
R: Er, bazookoids? What's bazookoids?
L: What d'you mean?
R: Ooooh, what do you mean, my man?
L: This entire belt is swarming with some kind of genetically engineered life form.
R: Ah, sir, I think some of the terms you are using I'm not really familliar with.
L: The bazookoids.
R: Is this an astronomical question? Or-
L: The bazookoids.
R: Ah, some of the terms you are using I'm not really sure, is it genetic? Is it a-
L: The bazookoids.
R: .. Er, life-form?
L: The bazookoids.
R: Er, what was the bazookoid, though?
L: What about Red Dwarf?
R: Ok, sir. I don't have some of the answers to your questions. You have to ask an astonomer.
L: The bazookoids.
R: Er... *inaudiable*
L: The bazookoids.
R: Ah, Ok, sir, I clearly don't have all the answers.
L: Hi, honey, I'm home!

*Hangs up*

[red dwarf addict]

Lmao! That's mega brutal! Was it on Radio 1? Oh smeg. I was probably listening to Radio 4 at the time...Hamish and Doogle!
HAMISH: So, here we are at the popular supermarket on London's busy Oxford Street.
DOOGLE: Why'd you say that?
HAMISH: ...It just seemed...appropiate.

...Maybe you had to be there...

[Captain Emerald]