Post by red dwarf addict on Jun 25, 2005 15:26:33 GMT -5
It just had to be...
(To the theme of Star Trekkin' Across The Universe)
Star Buggin' across the universe,
Rimmer, Lister on Red Dwarf, Cat and Kryten too!
Star Buggin' across the universe,
Only going forward ‘cause simulants want brains!
Mr. Kryten, report.
’There's Psirens in the Starbug dent, Starbug dent, Starbug dent,
There's Psirens in the Starbug dent, Starbug dent, Sir.’
Analysis, Bone-head.
‘It's Death, Slob, but not as you know it, not as you know it, not as you know it,
It's Death, Slob, but not as you know it, not as you know it, Lister.’
‘There's Psirens in the Starbug dent, Starbug dent, Starbug dent,
There's Psirens in the Starbug dent, Starbug dent, Sir.’
Star Buggin' across the universe,
Rimmer, Lister on Red Dwarf, Cat and Kryten too!
Star Buggin' across the universe,
Still going forward ‘cause simulants need brains!
Medical update, Dr Holly;
’Where are they Hol?’, ‘They’re dead, Dave, dead, Dave, dead, Dave!’,
’Where are they Hol?’, ‘They’re dead, Dave, dead, Dave, dead!’.
‘It's Death, Slob, but not as you know it, not as you know it, not as you know it,
It's Death, Slob, but not as you know it, not as you know it, Lister.’
‘There's Psirens in the Starbug dent, Starbug dent, Starbug dent,
There's Psirens in the Starbug dent, Starbug dent, Sir.’
Starship Captain, Mr Cat:
’Ah! We come in style, where’s my mousse? Where’s my mousse? Where’s my mousse?
We come in style, where’s my mousse? Where’s my mousse? Buds?’
’Where are they Hol?’, ‘They’re dead, Dave, dead, Dave, dead, Dave!’,
’Where are they Hol?’, ‘They’re dead, Dave, dead, Dave, dead!’.
‘It's Death, Slob, but not as you know it, not as you know it, not as you know it,
It's Death, Slob, but not as you know it, not as you know it, Lister.’
‘There's Psirens in the Starbug dent, Starbug dent, Starbug dent,
There's Psirens in the Starbug dent, beat ‘em up sir!’
Star Buggin' across the universe,
Rimmer, Lister on Red Dwarf, Cat and Kryten too!
Star Buggin' across the universe,
Still chuggin’ forward we’re running out of gas!
Engine Room, Mr. Mouse:
’You can’t even change the bulb, change the bulb, change the bulb,
You can’t even change the bulb, change the bulb, crew!’
’Ah! We come in style, where’s my mousse? Where’s my mousse? Where’s my mousse?
We come in style, where’s my mousse? My hairdryer’s gone!’
’Where are they Hol?’, ‘They’re dead, Dave, dead, Dave, dead, Dave!’,
’Where are they Hol?’, ‘They’re dead, Dave, dead, Dave, dead!’.
‘It's Death, Slob, but not as you know it, not as you know it, not as you know it,
It's Death, Slob, but not as you know it, not as you know it, Lister.’
‘There's Psirens in the Starbug dent, Starbug dent, Starbug dent,
There's Psirens in the Starbug dent, Starbug dent, SMEG!’
‘You can’t change Blue to Red!’
’Smeg, #!*& LISTER?!’.
‘It's worse than that, it's brain cells, Sir.’
‘Supplies to Deck, we’re out of nuggets.‘
‘Goit! Better dead than smeg Listerrrr!’
Star Buggin' across the universe,
Rimmer, Lister on Red Dwarf, Cat and Kryten too!
Star Buggin' across the universe,
Only going forward ‘cause simulants want brains!
Star Buggin' across the universe,
Rimmer, Lister on Red Dwarf, Cat and Kryten too!
Star Buggin' across the universe,
Still chuggin’ forward we’re running out of gas!
(To the theme of Star Trekkin' Across The Universe)
Star Buggin' across the universe,
Rimmer, Lister on Red Dwarf, Cat and Kryten too!
Star Buggin' across the universe,
Only going forward ‘cause simulants want brains!
Mr. Kryten, report.
’There's Psirens in the Starbug dent, Starbug dent, Starbug dent,
There's Psirens in the Starbug dent, Starbug dent, Sir.’
Analysis, Bone-head.
‘It's Death, Slob, but not as you know it, not as you know it, not as you know it,
It's Death, Slob, but not as you know it, not as you know it, Lister.’
‘There's Psirens in the Starbug dent, Starbug dent, Starbug dent,
There's Psirens in the Starbug dent, Starbug dent, Sir.’
Star Buggin' across the universe,
Rimmer, Lister on Red Dwarf, Cat and Kryten too!
Star Buggin' across the universe,
Still going forward ‘cause simulants need brains!
Medical update, Dr Holly;
’Where are they Hol?’, ‘They’re dead, Dave, dead, Dave, dead, Dave!’,
’Where are they Hol?’, ‘They’re dead, Dave, dead, Dave, dead!’.
‘It's Death, Slob, but not as you know it, not as you know it, not as you know it,
It's Death, Slob, but not as you know it, not as you know it, Lister.’
‘There's Psirens in the Starbug dent, Starbug dent, Starbug dent,
There's Psirens in the Starbug dent, Starbug dent, Sir.’
Starship Captain, Mr Cat:
’Ah! We come in style, where’s my mousse? Where’s my mousse? Where’s my mousse?
We come in style, where’s my mousse? Where’s my mousse? Buds?’
’Where are they Hol?’, ‘They’re dead, Dave, dead, Dave, dead, Dave!’,
’Where are they Hol?’, ‘They’re dead, Dave, dead, Dave, dead!’.
‘It's Death, Slob, but not as you know it, not as you know it, not as you know it,
It's Death, Slob, but not as you know it, not as you know it, Lister.’
‘There's Psirens in the Starbug dent, Starbug dent, Starbug dent,
There's Psirens in the Starbug dent, beat ‘em up sir!’
Star Buggin' across the universe,
Rimmer, Lister on Red Dwarf, Cat and Kryten too!
Star Buggin' across the universe,
Still chuggin’ forward we’re running out of gas!
Engine Room, Mr. Mouse:
’You can’t even change the bulb, change the bulb, change the bulb,
You can’t even change the bulb, change the bulb, crew!’
’Ah! We come in style, where’s my mousse? Where’s my mousse? Where’s my mousse?
We come in style, where’s my mousse? My hairdryer’s gone!’
’Where are they Hol?’, ‘They’re dead, Dave, dead, Dave, dead, Dave!’,
’Where are they Hol?’, ‘They’re dead, Dave, dead, Dave, dead!’.
‘It's Death, Slob, but not as you know it, not as you know it, not as you know it,
It's Death, Slob, but not as you know it, not as you know it, Lister.’
‘There's Psirens in the Starbug dent, Starbug dent, Starbug dent,
There's Psirens in the Starbug dent, Starbug dent, SMEG!’
‘You can’t change Blue to Red!’
’Smeg, #!*& LISTER?!’.
‘It's worse than that, it's brain cells, Sir.’
‘Supplies to Deck, we’re out of nuggets.‘
‘Goit! Better dead than smeg Listerrrr!’
Star Buggin' across the universe,
Rimmer, Lister on Red Dwarf, Cat and Kryten too!
Star Buggin' across the universe,
Only going forward ‘cause simulants want brains!
Star Buggin' across the universe,
Rimmer, Lister on Red Dwarf, Cat and Kryten too!
Star Buggin' across the universe,
Still chuggin’ forward we’re running out of gas!
