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Post by Captain Emerald on Nov 1, 2004 5:23:34 GMT -5
*Change of scene - McIntyre's funeral*
HOLLISTER: We're all gathered here today to pay our last respects to George MacIntyre. George was an excellent officer and as good of a friend as anyone could ever hope to have. And he'll be missed more deeply and more completely than he could ever know. And now I commend his ashes to the stars he loves so much. *Picks up ashes* Goodbye, George, we'll miss you. *Ejects ashes into space* This is a piece of music he specially requested. Start the tape please, Holly. *"See You Later, Alligator" starts to play.Everyone bows their heads*
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Post by red dwarf addict on Nov 1, 2004 13:39:03 GMT -5
*Scene changes again to Lister and Rimmer's bunk set with Them both on their bunks, Lister lying looking out the window, and Rimmer copying from a textbook onto his arm, a nd the captain and co in the funeral room on the screen*
LISTER: *Speaking out the window* Bye George. *Turns around to face TV, looking down at Rimmer* That was George.
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Post by Captain Emerald on Nov 2, 2004 12:51:51 GMT -5
RIMMER: *Writing on his arm* Really? I thought it was Mary Queen of Scots(!) *To TV* Off!
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Post by red dwarf addict on Nov 2, 2004 15:03:17 GMT -5
LISTER: *Annoyed* Hey! I was watchin' that!
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Post by Captain Emerald on Nov 2, 2004 16:24:30 GMT -5
RIMMER: Tough.
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Post by Rimmerette on Nov 2, 2004 22:55:33 GMT -5
[Lister reaches down from the top bunk to pick up his guitar.]
Rimmer: You touch that guitar, Lister, I'll remove the E string and garrotte you with it.
(sorry thought i'd just jump in! ;D)
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Post by Captain Emerald on Nov 3, 2004 11:13:55 GMT -5
(Lol, welcome to the thread! ;D)
LISTER: Can I do anything? Is it OK if I breathe? Can I breathe? *Breaths smelly breath at Rimmer, who jumps away*
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Post by red dwarf addict on Nov 3, 2004 15:49:24 GMT -5
RIMMER: *Backs away* Lister! I have a exam tommorow which I intend to pass!
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Post by Rimmerette on Nov 3, 2004 18:26:04 GMT -5
LISTER: I know, yeah. By cheating.
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Post by red dwarf addict on Nov 4, 2004 12:53:35 GMT -5
*Holds up arms with writing all over it* RIMMER: This is not cheating! It's merely an aid to memory! (Forgot this : It helps me marshall the facts already at my command!
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Post by Captain Emerald on Nov 4, 2004 15:24:02 GMT -5
(Hope this is right!) LISTER: What, by copying the entire text books on to your body? Why don't you hand your body in and let them mark that?
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Post by red dwarf addict on Nov 4, 2004 15:36:55 GMT -5
(Yeah I think it was) RIMMER: Lister, do you think it's easy for someone like me to become an officer? Someone who wasn't Academy educated? Someone who didn't have the right nobby background? Someone who didn't have the right parents?
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Post by Rimmerette on Nov 4, 2004 16:18:21 GMT -5
LISTER: You didn't have the right parents? Whose parents did you have?
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Post by Captain Emerald on Nov 5, 2004 6:30:58 GMT -5
RIMMER: My parents! The wrong parents!
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Post by red dwarf addict on Nov 5, 2004 11:51:25 GMT -5
LISTER: I'm just saying, if you can't pass fair and square why bother?
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