Post by Lady Stardust on Mar 14, 2004 17:41:06 GMT -5
Lol!
April...I'm doing the same!
hehe^_^ ... my fav. one:
Future Echoes.
[RIMMER enters the Drive Room through the far door.]
LISTER: Yo, Rimmer, look, I've been thinking--
RIMMER: What?
LISTER: You know, about going into stasis and everything.
RIMMER: How did I do what?
[RIMMER walks into the middle of the room, and LISTER realises that RIMMER isn't looking at him, but at an empty spot in the air. Throughout the following conversation, RIMMER continues ignoring LISTER and talking to thin air, while LISTER is continually looking around, trying to figure out what RIMMER thinks he's talking to.]
LISTER: What do you mean, "How did I do what?"
RIMMER: Lister, don't be a gimboid.
LISTER: I'm not being a gimboid!
RIMMER: I've just been in the library, thinking. And I've decided--
[RIMMER stops as though he was interrupted, although LISTER hasn't done anything.]
RIMMER: Shut up! As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, I've decided, when you go into stasis, I want to stay behind. I want to be left on.
LISTER: What, on your own for the rest of your life?
RIMMER: What things?
LISTER: Eh?
RIMMER: I said *what*?
LISTER: What's going on?
RIMMER: *You're* space crazy!
LISTER: *I'm* space crazy?! You're the one who's (waving his hand in front of Rimmer's face, who doesn't notice) space crazy!
RIMMER: Well, it probably is deja vu. It sounds like it.
[RIMMER shakes his head and leaves the Drive Room through the near door. As he leaves, a second RIMMER enters through the far door. LISTER is staring after the first RIMMER, and gets the shock of his life (well, one
of the shocks of his life) when he turns around and sees the second RIMMER.]
LISTER: (Screams) Aaahhh! Rimmer! (Calms down a little) I've just seen you walk out of that door.
RIMMER: (Now talking directly to LISTER) What?
LISTER: How did you do that?
RIMMER: How did I do what?
LISTER: You just this second walked out of that door.
RIMMER: Lister, don't be a gimboid.
LISTER: I swear, on me grandmother's life, as you walked out of *that* door, you came in *this* one!
RIMMER: I've just been in the library, thinking. And I've decided--
LISTER: Rimmer, I'm telling ya--
RIMMER: Shut up! As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, I've decided, when you go into stasis, I want to stay behind. I want to be left on.
[As he says this, LISTER realises that he's heard all this before.]
LISTER: Rimmer, you've just come in and said exactly these things.
RIMMER: What things?
LISTER: You said that!
RIMMER: I said *what*?
LISTER: And that! You said that!
RIMMER: You are space crazy!
LISTER: And then you said, "Well it probably is deja vu."
RIMMER: Well, it probably is deja vu. It sounds like it.
LISTER: Well, go on then. Shake your head and walk out.
[RIMMER shakes his head and walks out. LISTER runs after him, after quickly checking to see that a third RIMMER hasn't entered.]
April...I'm doing the same!
hehe^_^ ... my fav. one:
Future Echoes.
[RIMMER enters the Drive Room through the far door.]
LISTER: Yo, Rimmer, look, I've been thinking--
RIMMER: What?
LISTER: You know, about going into stasis and everything.
RIMMER: How did I do what?
[RIMMER walks into the middle of the room, and LISTER realises that RIMMER isn't looking at him, but at an empty spot in the air. Throughout the following conversation, RIMMER continues ignoring LISTER and talking to thin air, while LISTER is continually looking around, trying to figure out what RIMMER thinks he's talking to.]
LISTER: What do you mean, "How did I do what?"
RIMMER: Lister, don't be a gimboid.
LISTER: I'm not being a gimboid!
RIMMER: I've just been in the library, thinking. And I've decided--
[RIMMER stops as though he was interrupted, although LISTER hasn't done anything.]
RIMMER: Shut up! As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, I've decided, when you go into stasis, I want to stay behind. I want to be left on.
LISTER: What, on your own for the rest of your life?
RIMMER: What things?
LISTER: Eh?
RIMMER: I said *what*?
LISTER: What's going on?
RIMMER: *You're* space crazy!
LISTER: *I'm* space crazy?! You're the one who's (waving his hand in front of Rimmer's face, who doesn't notice) space crazy!
RIMMER: Well, it probably is deja vu. It sounds like it.
[RIMMER shakes his head and leaves the Drive Room through the near door. As he leaves, a second RIMMER enters through the far door. LISTER is staring after the first RIMMER, and gets the shock of his life (well, one
of the shocks of his life) when he turns around and sees the second RIMMER.]
LISTER: (Screams) Aaahhh! Rimmer! (Calms down a little) I've just seen you walk out of that door.
RIMMER: (Now talking directly to LISTER) What?
LISTER: How did you do that?
RIMMER: How did I do what?
LISTER: You just this second walked out of that door.
RIMMER: Lister, don't be a gimboid.
LISTER: I swear, on me grandmother's life, as you walked out of *that* door, you came in *this* one!
RIMMER: I've just been in the library, thinking. And I've decided--
LISTER: Rimmer, I'm telling ya--
RIMMER: Shut up! As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, I've decided, when you go into stasis, I want to stay behind. I want to be left on.
[As he says this, LISTER realises that he's heard all this before.]
LISTER: Rimmer, you've just come in and said exactly these things.
RIMMER: What things?
LISTER: You said that!
RIMMER: I said *what*?
LISTER: And that! You said that!
RIMMER: You are space crazy!
LISTER: And then you said, "Well it probably is deja vu."
RIMMER: Well, it probably is deja vu. It sounds like it.
LISTER: Well, go on then. Shake your head and walk out.
[RIMMER shakes his head and walks out. LISTER runs after him, after quickly checking to see that a third RIMMER hasn't entered.]