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Post by red dwarf addict on Jul 16, 2004 18:17:32 GMT -5
ill have to really think if i want some favourite quotes, but you can see 1 there <---
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Post by Captain Emerald on Jul 17, 2004 5:43:20 GMT -5
Hey, just noticed that the image in your sig isn't working. That's bvecause you didn't put http:// at the start. ;D
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Post by Captain Emerald on Jul 21, 2004 11:50:01 GMT -5
Beyond a Joke:
KOCHANSKI Okay, turn the thrusters to maximum speed on a bearing Q23 stroke J80. LISTER This is the opposite direction to the Centauri - full speed! KOCHANSKI Precisely. CAT Well, why do we wanna do that? KOCHANSKI It's totally insane. LISTER So why *do* we wanna do it then? KOCHANSKI The only reason I can think of is if we've planted something on the Centauri and we knew it was gonna blow any second. CAT But we haven't. KOCHANSKI No, we haven't. But explain this: if we haven't, why are we in such a rush to get the hell out of here? CAT It doesn't make sense. KOCHANSKI Exactly. LISTER Unless we really *have* planted a bomb on the Centauri. KOCHANSKI Which we haven't. CAT So wait a minute. Even if we didn't plant a bomb, the only thing that really explains what we're doing is if we did! Which we didn't! But we must have! Because, otherwise, what we're doing is totally nuts! KOCHANSKI Exactly. LISTER They've turned around and started tracking us! [SHOT: KOCHANSKI, smiling smugly] CAT What a fluke! [SHOT: KOCHANSKI's smile crumbles incredulously]
Later...
SIMULANT We know about the bomb. CAT So we *did* plant a bomb! I was beginning to wonder.
LISTER Well, judging from the length of your groinal attachment, you can see why she was so sad to lose him...
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Post by Rimmer on Aug 17, 2004 18:23:13 GMT -5
RIMMER So what happens now? How... How do I die?
CASSANDRA Lister catches you making love to Kochanski and shoots you through the head with a harpoon gun.
[RIMMER stares at CASSANDRA incredulously]
RIMMER Can you just double-check that?
CASSANDRA I've seen it, it's what happens. In the old laundry room.
[RIMMER grins exultantly, amms held up in celebration]
RIMMER Fantastic!!
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Post by That English-Edge on Aug 17, 2004 18:46:26 GMT -5
Lister:"how long till we meet them then hol." Holly:"Oh about 24 hours Dave" Cat:"Only Twenty-four hours hey I gotta get ready"*Wanders off**Returns*"Hey I'm so excited all six of my niples are tingalling"
From Kryton in series two
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Post by Rimmer on Aug 20, 2004 18:54:54 GMT -5
CASSANDRA: he dies aged 181 trying to remove a bra with his teeth.
LISTER: What?
RIMMER: I just asked how you died.
LISTER: You what?! I didn't want to know that!!....who's bra...?
CAT: Aged 181?! probably your own!
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Post by red dwarf addict on Aug 31, 2004 12:50:43 GMT -5
he he classic
heres mine
LISTER: (to CAT) Think! Any clues when it was built? KOCHANSKI: Which century? CAT: It had those big crystalline turbine drives... I'd say 21st, or 22nd century. Maybe even 23rd or 24th. At the outside, 25th, 26th or 27th. But don't hold me to it. KOCHANSKI: And we're asking his advice?? Let's at least ask someone who's at least going to give us a slightly more intelligent opinion: Hello, wall! What do you think?
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Post by Captain Emerald on Aug 31, 2004 14:13:32 GMT -5
I love that line!
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Post by Rimmer on Sept 2, 2004 14:54:06 GMT -5
backwards:
Rimmer: Where's the cat?
Lister: He's just gone into the bushes...
Rimmer nods and then looks at Lister slightly alarmed
Lister: We've gotta stop 'im!
Cat waddles out bush and winces climbing steps to starbug
Cat: Don't ask!!!
Rimmer to Lister: Don't get ideas above you station. And your station is Git central!
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Post by That English-Edge on Sept 2, 2004 15:27:46 GMT -5
Lister:I've gotta plan Rimmer:what to be the most slobbiest person who ever lived Lister:No!!!I am going to have a farm on Figi and have a sheep and a cow and breed Horses Rimmer:With a sheep and a cow Lister:No with Horses and horses Rimmer:On Figi Lister:Yeh the prices there are unbeliviable Rimmer:Thats beacause half of Figi is 6 feet benith water level Lister:Its only six foot they can wade Rimmer:What about the sheep,put them on stilts or better still you could crose breed them with Dolphins and have leaping mutton BAA-*splash*-BAA Lister:You can get a draing grant these days Rimmer:Why botther listy you could be the first person to invent wet look knit wear.
Please bear in mind that I left out the line"Mornin' Farmer Lister Gust going down the shopps in my subbmarean can I get you anything"That Rimmer sayes Beacause I am not quite sure where it exactly goes
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Post by Captain Emerald on Sept 3, 2004 12:09:45 GMT -5
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Post by That English-Edge on Sept 3, 2004 14:28:16 GMT -5
Yeh but i know the lines anyway
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Post by Captain Emerald on Sept 4, 2004 9:44:25 GMT -5
Yeah, but still, useful.
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Post by That English-Edge on Sept 4, 2004 17:39:55 GMT -5
Rda's sig is a good quote though
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Post by Captain Emerald on Sept 5, 2004 7:30:58 GMT -5
Yeah, I love that one.
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