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Post by That English-Edge on Sept 5, 2004 7:33:27 GMT -5
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by red dwarf addict on Sept 25, 2004 14:28:33 GMT -5
Which one's that then?
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Post by Rimmer on Nov 12, 2004 16:32:20 GMT -5
RIMMER: I'm not much good at speeches and I know I'm not the easiest guy to get along with. Gievn the choice I wouldn't have chosen you as firends but over the years, I've come to consider you as....people I met.
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RIMMER: I'm going to lash you within an inch of your life. And then, I'm going to have you.
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CASSANDRA: All the canries will be dead within one hour. Except Rimmer.
RIMMER: FANTASTIC!!!
CASSANDRA: Who will be dead within 20 minutes.
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DEATH: Arnold J Rimmer. Your life is over. We will cross the river styx where.....
RIMMER: "Not today matey.
RIMMER KNEES DEATH WHERE IT HURTS
Remember, only the good die young."
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Post by Captain Emerald on Nov 14, 2004 13:43:02 GMT -5
Lol!
Quarentine:
RIMMER: I can't let you out. LISTER: Why not? RIMMER: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me.
and:
RIMMER: So, let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you are completely sane?
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Kryten
2nd Class Technician
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Post by Kryten on Nov 17, 2004 8:31:09 GMT -5
These are some of my favorite quotes
[glow=red,2,300]From Demons And Angels [/glow]
HOLLY: Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire has knocked out my voice recognition unicycle! Many Wurlitzers are missing from my database! Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil. Repeat: This is _not_ a daffodil! RIMMER: Well, thankfully Holly's unaffected.
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BINKS: Binks to Enlightenment. Have arrived on the derelict. Confirm initial speculation: there is absolutely nothing of any value or intrigue here. It's one of the old class-2 ship-to-surface vessels -- the very model, in fact, that was withdrawn due to major flight design flaws. Crew: 3. (Passes along the crew members, who are now standing in line) One series-4000 mechanoid -- almost burnt out. Give it maybe three years. Nothing of salvageable value. Ah, Felis Sapiens -- bred from the domestic house cat and about half as smart. No value in future study of this species. What have we here? A human being, or a very close approximation. Chronological age: mid-20s, physical age: 47. Grossly overweight, unnecessarily ugly, otherwise would recommend it for the museum. Apart from that of no value or interest.
LISTER: Lister to Red Dwarf. We have in our midst a complete smeg pot. Brains in the anal region. Chin absent -- presumed missing. Genitalia small and inoffensive. Of no value or interest. BINKS: Binks to Enlightenment. Evidence of primitive humour. The human has knowledge of irony, satire, and imitation. With patient tuition could maybe master simple tasks. LISTER: Lister to Red Dwarf. Displays evidence of spoiling for a rumble. Seems unable to grasp simple threats. With careful pummelling, could possibly be sucking tomorrow's lunch through a straw. BINKS: Binks to Enlightenment. The human is under the delusion that he is somehow able to bestow physical violence to a hologram. LISTER: Lister to Red Dwarf. The intruder seems to be blissfully unaware that we have a rather sturdy holowhip in the munitions cabinet. Unless he wants his derriere minced like burger meat, he'd better be history in two seconds flat!
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KRYTEN: They've taken Mr. Rimmer. Sir! They've taken Mr. Rimmer! CAT: Quick, let's get out of here before they bring him back!
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RIMMER: Step up to red alert! KRYTEN: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
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[glow=red,2,300]From Back in the Red, part 1[/glow]
KRYTEN : We must take action. Be bold, positive, decisive. Suggest we move from blue alert to red alert, sir.
CAT : Forget red! Let's go all the way up to brown alert!
KRYTEN : But there's no such thing as brown alert, sir.
CAT : You won't be saying that in a minute. And don't say I didn't alert you!
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Post by Captain Emerald on Nov 17, 2004 13:00:52 GMT -5
Lol! Haven't seen the last one before!
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Lintu
Smee-hee
By the time you have finished reading this, you will have wasted 5 seconds of your life
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Post by Lintu on Nov 27, 2004 14:53:35 GMT -5
I LOVE that bit!!!! ;D especially the outake when he eats the cigarette and then says 'I don't know why i ate that f****** cigarette'
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Post by Captain Emerald on Nov 28, 2004 15:05:10 GMT -5
Lol! That was ace!
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Post by Rimmer on Nov 28, 2004 16:18:19 GMT -5
Outtakes are great when Chris messes up his line and goes "OoOOhh matron!" I bet the cast and audience actually hoped he'd mess up so he'd do an impression of someone.
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Post by Captain Emerald on Nov 29, 2004 15:55:52 GMT -5
Lol, and when he fell off his chair!!! ROTFL!!! Lintu and I were doing the "voyage to the bottom of the sea" thing today, and then I fell over and skidded on my bottom!
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Post by Goalpost Head on Dec 4, 2004 13:18:52 GMT -5
Follow the Rimmer shaped blur.
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Post by Rimmer on Dec 6, 2004 6:42:27 GMT -5
Lol, and when he fell off his chair!!! ROTFL!!! Taht's great that one! I laughed so much cos he looked really embarssed. You notice on the actual episode he jumps from the seat really gently. I bet he was scared about doing it again. Awww...so sweet! It's wierd when kryten messes up his lines and speaks in his noral voice. he sounds soo weird with an English accent with the Kryten gear on!
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Post by Captain Emerald on Dec 6, 2004 14:30:33 GMT -5
Oh yeah, it sounds like he's possesed! Lol ;D:
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Post by Rimmer on Dec 17, 2004 14:26:22 GMT -5
Aw...my poor wee angel! I'd just have to pick him and and give him a big hug.
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Post by Captain Emerald on Dec 17, 2004 14:27:58 GMT -5
I'd just stand there and laugh. ;D I'm evil!
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