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Feb 28, 2004 2:05:53 GMT -5
Post by Lady Stardust on Feb 28, 2004 2:05:53 GMT -5
just cause Kryten/Robert Llwellyn needs some lovin' too So, just to make lots of postage, how 'bout one favourite quote per post! that way we can a pit more going on in here ^_^ DNA I'm experiencing one now -- I'm in "happiness" mode. I've never experienced anything like it before! Oh, except for that one time when I accidentally welded my groinal socket to a front- loading washing machine. I'm alive!
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Feb 28, 2004 7:36:26 GMT -5
Post by Captain Emerald on Feb 28, 2004 7:36:26 GMT -5
Camille"It's a b... It's a b... It's a small, off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden!"
KRYTEN: Sir, you're a smeeeee... RIMMER: A smee. KRYTEN: A smeee heeee...
I havn't seen the episode, but the clips were great.
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Feb 28, 2004 22:50:57 GMT -5
Post by Lady Stardust on Feb 28, 2004 22:50:57 GMT -5
It's a great Episode... (also From Camille, Kryten says goodbye to Camille in a very Casablancaian [yeah, it's not a real word...you know what i mean ] way...o btw, if you haven't seen this episode, Parrot's is the dinner club they went to on their date) KRYTEN:...If you're not on that craft when it leaves the hangar, you'll regret it -- maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow -- but soon, for the rest of your life. CAMILLE: What about us? KRYTEN: We'll always have Parrot's. CAMILLE: Oh, Kryten. KRYTEN: I'm no good at being noble, kid, but it's pretty obvious the problems of two blobs and a droid don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy cosmos.
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Apr 11, 2004 8:43:08 GMT -5
Post by Captain Emerald on Apr 11, 2004 8:43:08 GMT -5
"A man so petty and small-minded he would while away his evenings sewing name labels on to his ship-issue condoms."
KRYTEN: Listen! Can anyone hear anything?
Pause. There is silence.
CAT: No. KRYTEN: Precisely. No one can hear anything! And you know WHY we can't hear anything? RIMMER: Why? KRYTEN: (In the Voice Of Doom) Because there are NO sounds to hear. RIMMER: Kryten, isn't it round about this time of year that your head goes back to the lab for re-tuning?
"I had a mechanoid friend once who suffered from the same affliction. His name was Gilbert, but he preferred it if people called him 'Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk Kerplunk Whoops, Where's My Thribble'. A sad case."
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May 2, 2004 15:54:39 GMT -5
Post by Rimmer on May 2, 2004 15:54:39 GMT -5
KOCHANSKI: (in regards to Rimmers impending death in Cassandra: So, you're saying, when you don't know enough... to *know* that you don't know enough, there's no fear holding you back? You can achieve things which people with more brains can't?
KRYTEN Precisely.
[KOCHANSKI smirks in RIMMER's direction]
KOCHANSKI He's got the 'power of ignorance'...
KRYTEN And with ignorance that he's got, that makes him one of the most powerful men that's ever lived! Harness your stupidity, sir; employ your witlessness, use your empty-headed, simplistic moron-mind and find a solution.
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Jun 11, 2004 20:02:30 GMT -5
Post by Lady Stardust on Jun 11, 2004 20:02:30 GMT -5
Lister: "Well, if you've got some amazing secret plan up your sleeve, Kryten, now's the time to mention it." Kryten: "No plan, sir. No sleeves."
Cat: "Hey, I got it! We laser our way through!?" Kryten: "Ah, an excellent suggestion, Sir, with just two minor drawbacks. One, we don't have a power source for the lasers, and two, we don't have any lasers."
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Jul 30, 2004 19:46:43 GMT -5
Post by red dwarf addict on Jul 30, 2004 19:46:43 GMT -5
beyond a joke series 7
KRYTEN: Perhaps I didn't make myself clear? I said: 'supper is ready'!
KRYTEN fires a round from the tank which decimates the gazebo. When the smoke clears, only LISTER, CAT and KOCHANSKI remain.
KRYTEN: Is anyone still unclear to the supper situation? No? Excellent.
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Aug 25, 2004 12:55:03 GMT -5
Post by That English-Edge on Aug 25, 2004 12:55:03 GMT -5
Kryten:Just thought I tidy you room give it the once over(Plugs in hover into his gronal socket and starts hovering) Lister:what are you doing? Kryton:I'm Hovering using my groinal socket I can plug in all types off kitchen uttantules to preform almost any household task emagonable! Lister:So you could plug in a whisk and make a spannish omlet! Kryten:Yes but it is surprusing how few people will actually eat one!s-t-t-t-t-t Must off sucked up a penny I'll get a new bag!
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Aug 25, 2004 13:22:09 GMT -5
Post by Captain Emerald on Aug 25, 2004 13:22:09 GMT -5
Lol! I was watching that today with the commentary.
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Sept 15, 2004 11:38:56 GMT -5
Post by That English-Edge on Sept 15, 2004 11:38:56 GMT -5
It's good init
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Sept 15, 2004 13:40:27 GMT -5
Post by Captain Emerald on Sept 15, 2004 13:40:27 GMT -5
I know.
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Sept 16, 2004 10:32:42 GMT -5
Post by That English-Edge on Sept 16, 2004 10:32:42 GMT -5
Must fight the erge to write Lol Nooo.......
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Sept 16, 2004 10:33:36 GMT -5
Post by That English-Edge on Sept 16, 2004 10:33:36 GMT -5
Must fight the erge to write Lol Nooo.......
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Sept 17, 2004 12:48:03 GMT -5
Post by Captain Emerald on Sept 17, 2004 12:48:03 GMT -5
Must also fight the urge to double post...
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Sept 17, 2004 14:25:55 GMT -5
Post by That English-Edge on Sept 17, 2004 14:25:55 GMT -5
That wasn't an erge i clicksd the post button twice
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