Post by cazsmash on Mar 27, 2006 5:45:39 GMT -5
I'm utterly smitten.
I've always adored Listy, but oh god.
He was SO incredibly flirtatious and dirty!
Loving it!
Just after i'd put my hand on his (very firm!) thigh he went "yeees, i've just died and went to heaven"
Copied and pasted from my LJ cos i'm LAZY and i've had no sleep for three days, LOL.
I went up to him first and he went "Weeeeell hellooooo baaabyyyy!!!" (I almost DIED.) He was making PURRING NOISES and going RARRRRRRRR at us!!!!
Cue horrendous amounts of blushing. I found him quite easy to talk to though, which was weird. Everytime we went to speak he was going "Wow" or looking at us lecherously, or going "yeeees!" or making some other comment about it being his lucky day and how he'd just gone to heaven, haha! All while looking intently at us. (were so about to die) I don't think i could've been happier with that reaction to lil us!
I asked him to sign a pic, cos it's my fave Lister pic ever, asked if he could make it out to Caragh & Lisa, i spelled it out for him and he asked who was who. I said i was Caragh (obv) and Lis was quite obviously Lis. He said who would get the pic, and would we fight over him, heehee. Lis said "nah cos we share a room", and he went oh right! And i said "yeah this is my wee sis! It's cool!" Then he went "No? Really? You don't look like sisters!" and we said that we always got told we did, so it was weird he said the opposite! I said he was like the only person who'd ever said that and he went "Oh well, i don't think you look that alike!" and Lisa went "good" ... she didn't mean it quite like THAT but Craig and i simultaneously went "Ooooooh!!"
Then he went "see yer fightin already!" and i said "we didn't till now! You've jinxed it!" and he laughed and gave us the pic.
I put it to the side and asked if we could get a pic with him. He said of course, yeeees, and various other noises and comments! We were still blushing insanely and giggling that all this Craig attention was focused purely on us. And that he was so diiiiiirty and cheeky. Guh!
Anyhoo, we went round to his side of table, the lady lookin after him for the day moved so that i could sit there, and Lisa went round the other side.
I sat down and he pulled me into him and then did the same with Lis when he got round other side. I remember him squeezing me in a hug and was rubbing my arm with his thumb (*SIGH*), i was so close that my leg was against his and my hand was PRACTICALLY on his leg anyway so i just went for it and sat my hand on his thigh, (teehee) was very firm! And he went "Yeeees! Like i've died and gone to heaven!" gave a dirty giggle. Cue much cheesy grins from him, Lis, and i, as he's squeezing us to him and i'm rubbing his leg.
HELL YEAH!
The pic gets taken and we say thanks, he gives us a quick squish and we go, say thanks again as we're walking off, he leers over his sunglasses and says "see ya later girls".
Lisa & I try to walk away as composed as possible, inane grin isn't going away but trying not to collapse at HOW flirty and dirty (wow rhyme!) Craig was, and to US, yas! Result.
As soon as we're out of sight, MUCH squeeling occurs, Lisa endlessly quotes Vic Reeves saying "alright now CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN!"
It was just SO unexpected though, I thought he'd be nice and friendly, i didn't expect him to TOTALLY be onto us like that! Lisa's boyfriend said to Micheala not to let her come onto him too much, but we couldn't hardly get any of that in with all the stuff & noises he was coming out with!
As soon as he just LOOKED that way at me and went "welll hellooooo babyyyyy!" i knew i was done for. I thought i f**kin love this man. He was so godddam flirty and leering, in a Rik way, and i bloody loved him for it!
I've always adored Listy, but oh god.
He was SO incredibly flirtatious and dirty!
Loving it!
Just after i'd put my hand on his (very firm!) thigh he went "yeees, i've just died and went to heaven"
Copied and pasted from my LJ cos i'm LAZY and i've had no sleep for three days, LOL.
I went up to him first and he went "Weeeeell hellooooo baaabyyyy!!!" (I almost DIED.) He was making PURRING NOISES and going RARRRRRRRR at us!!!!
Cue horrendous amounts of blushing. I found him quite easy to talk to though, which was weird. Everytime we went to speak he was going "Wow" or looking at us lecherously, or going "yeeees!" or making some other comment about it being his lucky day and how he'd just gone to heaven, haha! All while looking intently at us. (were so about to die) I don't think i could've been happier with that reaction to lil us!
I asked him to sign a pic, cos it's my fave Lister pic ever, asked if he could make it out to Caragh & Lisa, i spelled it out for him and he asked who was who. I said i was Caragh (obv) and Lis was quite obviously Lis. He said who would get the pic, and would we fight over him, heehee. Lis said "nah cos we share a room", and he went oh right! And i said "yeah this is my wee sis! It's cool!" Then he went "No? Really? You don't look like sisters!" and we said that we always got told we did, so it was weird he said the opposite! I said he was like the only person who'd ever said that and he went "Oh well, i don't think you look that alike!" and Lisa went "good" ... she didn't mean it quite like THAT but Craig and i simultaneously went "Ooooooh!!"
Then he went "see yer fightin already!" and i said "we didn't till now! You've jinxed it!" and he laughed and gave us the pic.
I put it to the side and asked if we could get a pic with him. He said of course, yeeees, and various other noises and comments! We were still blushing insanely and giggling that all this Craig attention was focused purely on us. And that he was so diiiiiirty and cheeky. Guh!
Anyhoo, we went round to his side of table, the lady lookin after him for the day moved so that i could sit there, and Lisa went round the other side.
I sat down and he pulled me into him and then did the same with Lis when he got round other side. I remember him squeezing me in a hug and was rubbing my arm with his thumb (*SIGH*), i was so close that my leg was against his and my hand was PRACTICALLY on his leg anyway so i just went for it and sat my hand on his thigh, (teehee) was very firm! And he went "Yeeees! Like i've died and gone to heaven!" gave a dirty giggle. Cue much cheesy grins from him, Lis, and i, as he's squeezing us to him and i'm rubbing his leg.
HELL YEAH!
The pic gets taken and we say thanks, he gives us a quick squish and we go, say thanks again as we're walking off, he leers over his sunglasses and says "see ya later girls".
Lisa & I try to walk away as composed as possible, inane grin isn't going away but trying not to collapse at HOW flirty and dirty (wow rhyme!) Craig was, and to US, yas! Result.
As soon as we're out of sight, MUCH squeeling occurs, Lisa endlessly quotes Vic Reeves saying "alright now CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN!"
It was just SO unexpected though, I thought he'd be nice and friendly, i didn't expect him to TOTALLY be onto us like that! Lisa's boyfriend said to Micheala not to let her come onto him too much, but we couldn't hardly get any of that in with all the stuff & noises he was coming out with!
As soon as he just LOOKED that way at me and went "welll hellooooo babyyyyy!" i knew i was done for. I thought i f**kin love this man. He was so godddam flirty and leering, in a Rik way, and i bloody loved him for it!
You lucky b*tch 
