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Post by red dwarf addict on Jul 21, 2004 14:34:34 GMT -5
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Post by Captain Emerald on Jul 22, 2004 16:05:36 GMT -5
Heehee, I like this one:
You're a Smeghead Too To the tune of "I'll Be There For You"
Princess Lauren E. Scavenger
So no one told ya life was gonna end this way
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
Your job was no joke, you didn’t smoke
You thought everything’d go OK
You got invited out less than once a year
It was never your time, your charm, your grace, they were never clear
And you’re a smeghead too
Laughs as you walk down the hall
You’re a smeghead too
Never seem to manage to score
You’re a smeghead too
Underpants ironed and new
Fix the Drive Plate at ten, the coffee machine at eight
People’s breakfast burned, which makes them quite irate
Your mother was a b*tch – queen from hell, if you please
And she never told you anything about the birds and the bees
And you’re a smeghead too
Can’t believe you’re not adored
You’re a smeghead too
Now you can walk through the wall
You’re a smeghead too
Dying hasn’t done much for you
No one ever bothered to see
The charming person that you could be
Looked past the flared-ness of your nose
You’re such a smeee-heeee
We all yell “Go away, git!”
Don’t see you ever get the drift
It’s impossible we’d ever miss
Someone as completely smeggy and thick as you yeah
You got invited out less than once a year
It was never your time, your charm, your grace, they were never clear
And you’re a smeghead too
With the brain of a matzo ball
You’re a smeghead too
Down the ranks you would fall
You’re a smeghead too
And you’re hated by us a-all
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Post by red dwarf addict on Aug 1, 2004 11:29:31 GMT -5
trouble is, i don't know half the songs the tunes are based on
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Post by Captain Emerald on Aug 2, 2004 6:31:30 GMT -5
Over the hols I've been writing my own. I'll post them when I get back in a week or two.
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Post by red dwarf addict on Aug 13, 2004 16:08:36 GMT -5
has anyone read my script series 9? episode 2 will come out too. infact im writing it right now and i reckon it'll be done tonight! ;D
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