Red Dwarf Song Comp!!!

[Captain Emerald]

Limited time only!!!

Here are my parodies:

Inflatable Ingred To the tune of Polythene Pam by The Beatles

Well, have you seen Inflatable Ingred?
She's Rimmer's lover so they say she was inbred,
Well, she fell out the airlock,
Mistook for Polythene Spock,
Well, have you seen Inflatable Ingred?
No, no, no!


An H Stuck On His Head To the tune of 5 Colours In Her Hair by McFly

He's got a flared nose and an H stuck on his head,
Not into fasion, his suit was green and then was red,
His tattoo sybolises that he is quite dead,
And it's not fair, no it's not fair,

No one really wants to know his name,
To his birthday party no one came,
Everyone asks me,
Who the smeg is he,
That gimboid with an H stuck on his head?


Catfish To the tune of Liar by Queen

Coming Soon


On My TV To the tune of Growing On Me by The Darkness

I can't stop watching you,
I don't know what to do,
I don't even know who is watching who,
Coz every time I watch you there,
I can't get you off the air,
I can't pretend that I don't care,
It's not fair,

I'm being punished for watching Star Trek,
I want to switch you off but I'm afraid of the consequences,
I wanna banish you from my tele,
But I'm addicted
Coz Red Dwarf is always on my TV,

Red Dwarf is always on my TV,
Red Dwarf is always on my TV,
Any Dwarfer can see!

Watching whilst I'm in my bed,
I can't get you off my head,
And I can't have a life coz Rimmer's dead,
With an H on his head!

I wanna switch you off
But I just won't go,
And you're all on my screen and everybody has to know,
That posters mask my walls,
I love your show,
And I can't, I can't, I can't, let you go!

Red Dwarf is always on my TV,
Red Dwarf is always on my TV,
Any Dwarfer can see!


Post your own and we can have a competition!

[That English-Edge]

The Listy
David chinsano Bianco Lister the slobbiest of the slobs
Lister the unlukiest of the Unlucky
Lister found under a pool table
Lister stuck in deap space three million years in space
David stuck with a computor with an Iq of a glass of water
poor old listy


Writan By Lee Vilenski
[glow=red,2,300]Comming soon The Cat[/glow]

[Sailor Earth]

Hehe those are great ;D

I'm not in a creative mood at the moment though so... I may have to sit this one out unless I get a wave of inspiration

[That English-Edge]

Took me 20 mins to think that one up!

[Captain Emerald]

Trés bien! ;D

[That English-Edge]

Never been good at French

[Captain Emerald]

Lol! What did I say?

[That English-Edge]

Not sure could be good work!

[Captain Emerald]

I said: Very good.

Does anyone actually know the tunes to my songs? Coz if you don't I can get midi files.

[red dwarf addict]

i dont know the tunes for these:

Polythene Pam by The Beatles (which is a suprise really because my dad's a big beatles fan and has shown me nearly all the songs they did)

and

Liar by Queen (my family never a big queen fan)

[red dwarf addict]

In The End To the tune of 'In The End' by Linkin Park

He starts with none...

One thing, smeg know why,
It doesn't even matter how hard he tries,
He keeps that in mind while he does the test,
Hes got all the pens, but he don't know,

Time is a valuable thing,
But watch the hand as the pendulam swings,
Watch it count down till the end of the exam,
It ticks his time away, It's so fast,

Hes only answered two,
He thinks maybe it could get him straight through,
But he know's he's wrong, he's always wrong,
He's useless, a coward he watched it go,

He kept everything inside, and when he's walked in, the examiner says;
Flip over your paper and start the written test, then right at the end you can have a short rest....

He's tried so hard, and got nowhere,
But in the end,
He'll blame it all on Lister,
He'll always fail, then lose it all,
and at the end,
He'll say it was all Listerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

One thing, I don't know why,
It doesn't even matter how hard I try,
I study all day, I study all night,
But this rhyme reminds how I tried so hard,

Inspite of the way they were mocking me,
Acting like I was part of their property,
Remembering all the times they really hurt me,
I'm suprised they didn't stop,

Things, are, the way they they've always been,
Brothers went on up - I wasn't seen,
Though you didn't know me back then,
I say it all to you and hope that in the end,

You understand what I say,
You'll help me a little bit, to get through the day,
What it means to me will eventually be,
A memory of a time when....

I tried so hard, and got nowhere,
But in the end,
I really can't blame Lister,
I'll always fail, no suprises there,
and at the end,
I really can't blame Listerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

He's put his trust in you,
Pushed the farthest he can go,
Listen to this,
There's only anger to this nowwwwwwwww....

I'VE PUT MY TRUST, IN YOU,
HOPE THAT YOU DON'T TELL NO-ONE,
WHEN I WENT UP,
MY BROTHERS ONLY PUT ME DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN....

I'VE TRIED SO HARD, AND GOT NOWHERE,
BUT AT THE END,
I BLAME IT ALL ON THEM,
THEY'VE STOPPED ME GOING UP THEY'VE ALWAYS PUT ME DOWN,
AND AT THE END, THEY'LL REGRET THEY EVER DID.


the end

of course it need adjustments but think it really express's rimmer's inner feelings.....what wants to come out.

any suggestions?

[That English-Edge]

Good innit

[Captain Emerald]

Habven't heard the song, but it looks good! I'll show it to my mate, who's a big Linkin Park fan.

red said:

i dont know the tunes for these:

Polythene Pam by The Beatles (which is a suprise really because my dad's a big beatles fan and has shown me nearly all the songs they did)

and

Liar by Queen (my family never a big queen fan)

Polythene Pam: On the album Abby Road

Liar: On the album Queen (the debut)

[red dwarf addict]

and thats supposed to help me how?

[Captain Emerald]

Just thought you might have Abby Road...