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Post by red dwarf addict on Oct 20, 2004 14:06:27 GMT -5
(Oh great. I get the long line!)
RIMMER: Right that's it! *Writes on clipboard and talks* 'Lister, D, charged for insulting a supierior technichian by humming, clicking and being quiet.' When the captain sees this your dead.
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Post by Captain Emerald on Oct 20, 2004 14:13:19 GMT -5
(Oh yes, sooo long!)
LISTER: Rimmer, I'm bored! (Oh, such a terrific line!)
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Post by red dwarf addict on Oct 20, 2004 14:23:25 GMT -5
(I agree!)
RIMMER: Bored? Are you mad? This is essential routine maintenence! It's absoloutely vital for the well being of this crew, this ship and this mission! Right dispenser 172, chicken soup nozzle clogged, pass me a 14B Lister.
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Post by Captain Emerald on Oct 20, 2004 14:43:40 GMT -5
LISTER: *Passes a 14B*
(Phew, this is tireing for LISTER! I wonder if anyone will join us so I can get a long line?)
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Post by red dwarf addict on Oct 20, 2004 15:56:46 GMT -5
(LOL I agree I'm getting all the long ones! ;D)
RIMMER: *Stops and stares at at thing Lister has just passed him* Lister, is this a 14-B? Does it look even remotely like a 14-B? *Reaches into the trolley and pulls out another white thing exactly like the first* This is a 14-B, Lister. *Holds up the original* is a 14-F. Are you blind?
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Post by Captain Emerald on Oct 21, 2004 10:38:53 GMT -5
LISTER: *Eating pie* Who cares? (Phew, difficult line!)
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Post by red dwarf addict on Oct 21, 2004 10:48:10 GMT -5
(You get a long line in a minute if I'm right.......)
RIMMER: I care Lister! *Looks at both white things and realises he can't tell the difference either, picks out the 14F at random* I'm the one who gets it if a officer comes along, orders chicken soup and get blackcurrant cordial with blamonge and two creams and a sugar. *He sticks the white stick into the dispenser* Chicken Soup. *There's a buzzing sound and something comes down and Rimmer takes a drink, spits out and puts it back* Yep, that's working.
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Post by Captain Emerald on Oct 21, 2004 11:01:38 GMT -5
LISTER: It's stupid anyway, all this maintenance business. The only reason they don't give this job to the service robots is they've got a better union than us.
(Soz, had to cheat!)
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Post by red dwarf addict on Oct 21, 2004 11:08:53 GMT -5
RIMMER: Lister, that is absolute nonsense. *Looks at his clipboard* Botanical gardens, faulty porer circuit, and corridor 147. (He says something here but I don't know what it is)
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Post by Captain Emerald on Oct 21, 2004 13:36:36 GMT -5
LISTER: It's true, you know, though, Rimmer. You rank below all four of those service robots. Even the one that's gone absolutely mad.
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Post by red dwarf addict on Oct 21, 2004 14:00:06 GMT -5
RIMMER: Not anymore Listy, I going up, up up!
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Post by Captain Emerald on Oct 21, 2004 14:16:00 GMT -5
LISTER: Yeah, not untill you've passed your engineering exam, and you won't do that coz you'll just go in there and flunk again.
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Post by red dwarf addict on Oct 21, 2004 14:23:13 GMT -5
RIMMER: Lister, last time I only failed by the narrowest of narrow margins.
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Post by Captain Emerald on Oct 21, 2004 14:27:37 GMT -5
LISTER: You what?! You walked in there, wrote "I am a fish" 400 times, did a funny little dance and fainted!
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Post by red dwarf addict on Oct 21, 2004 14:33:48 GMT -5
RIMMER: That's a total lie!
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