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Post by Captain Emerald on Jan 3, 2005 15:00:38 GMT -5
I've modified it, thanks. Your go.
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Kryten
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Post by Kryten on Jan 3, 2005 21:31:20 GMT -5
Ah, I see know! Ok, I'll take it from there. CAT: The Holy mother? The virgin birth? But no-one believes that stuff! Rimmer: The Virgin Birth ?
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Post by Captain Emerald on Jan 4, 2005 11:09:19 GMT -5
LISTER: No, it was a big black tom on Titan!
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Post by red dwarf addict on Jan 4, 2005 15:45:07 GMT -5
CAT: Frankenstein! I remember that stuff from kitty school! The Holy Mother, saved by Cloister the Stupid, who was frozen in time, and who gave up his life so that we might live.
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Post by Captain Emerald on Jan 4, 2005 15:46:39 GMT -5
LISTER: No, it's not Cloister. It's me, it's Lister! Lister the... stupid?! ;D
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Post by Kryten on Jan 4, 2005 15:48:36 GMT -5
CAT: who shall return to lead us to fushal, the promised land.
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Post by That English-Edge on Jan 5, 2005 2:20:47 GMT -5
Cat:listen stupid closter is another word for for god.
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Post by Captain Emerald on Jan 5, 2005 11:33:30 GMT -5
LISTER: That's what I'm sayin'! I am your god! *He presents himself*
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Post by Captain Emerald on Jan 5, 2005 16:36:22 GMT -5
Eeg, Lee, we got it a bit wrong there. You're taking that from Waiting For God. It's actually:
LISTER: No, it's not Fushal, it's Fiji! And I will! I'll lead you there. *To RIMMER* That's where we're going. Holly, plot a course for Fiji. Look out, Earth - the slime's coming home!
Que closing credits
And now on to Future Echoes! ;D
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Post by red dwarf addict on Jan 6, 2005 14:13:32 GMT -5
-Open Titles thingy wingys...-
HOLLY: This is an SOS distress call from the mining ship Red Dwarf. The crew are dead, killed by a radiation leak. The only survivors are Dave Lister, who was in suspended animation during the disaster, and his pregnant cat, who was safely sealed in the hold. Revived three million years later, Lister's only companions are a life form who evolved from his cat, and Arnold Rimmer, a hologram simulation of one of the dead crew. I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an IQ of 6000, the same IQ as 6000 PE teachers.
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Rimmerslittlevoodoodoll
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Fear not, I'm the bloke Who used to Clean the Gunk out of the Chicken Soup machine!
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Post by Rimmerslittlevoodoodoll on Jan 11, 2005 13:49:05 GMT -5
*Lister is enters on his cool 3-wheeler.*
Lister: (Singing) ...on an asteroid, excavating for a mine, lived an old plutonium miner and his daughter, Clementine.
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Post by Captain Emerald on Jan 11, 2005 16:56:07 GMT -5
LISTER: Lister, RD-52169.
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Rimmerslittlevoodoodoll
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Post by Rimmerslittlevoodoodoll on Jan 11, 2005 16:59:00 GMT -5
Dispensing machine: Yeth? can I help you?
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Post by red dwarf addict on Jan 12, 2005 13:59:37 GMT -5
LISTER: You've got a lisp.
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Rimmerslittlevoodoodoll
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Post by Rimmerslittlevoodoodoll on Jan 12, 2005 14:12:00 GMT -5
Dispensing Machine: Yeth I know. The lithp malfunction hath been reported to the thkutterth. Thorry for the inconvenienthe.
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