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Post by red dwarf addict on Oct 26, 2004 14:30:37 GMT -5
RIMMER: Maliciously, (Phew!) and with intent to wound.
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Post by That English-Edge on Oct 27, 2004 6:22:02 GMT -5
Todd hunter:Is this true
(sorry I haven't been here I can't beive I missed this)
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Post by Captain Emerald on Oct 27, 2004 8:41:34 GMT -5
(Thanks for joining in, Lee, but you kinda got the wrong line... soz!)
LISTER: It was an accident!
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Post by red dwarf addict on Oct 27, 2004 18:37:37 GMT -5
RIMMER: Lister, I put it to you, how is it possible to stand on one small toe by accident? You didn't stand on my toe at all, you stood on my entirefoot, thereby obstructing a superior technician in pursuit of vital duty.
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Post by Captain Emerald on Oct 28, 2004 7:16:39 GMT -5
LISTER: But the vital duty was him going to snap my guitar in half!
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Post by red dwarf addict on Oct 28, 2004 11:27:03 GMT -5
RIMNER: Whereupon you leapt from the top bunk onto the whole of my right foot!
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Post by Captain Emerald on Oct 28, 2004 13:07:05 GMT -5
TODHUNTER: Allright, that's enough.
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Post by red dwarf addict on Oct 28, 2004 17:54:31 GMT -5
RIMMER: *Ignores him* Had there been a crisis situation, Lister, I would have had to perform my duties hopping, clearly putting the ship at risk, clearly therefore mutiny.
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Post by Captain Emerald on Oct 29, 2004 6:20:13 GMT -5
TODHUNTER: Finished?
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Post by Goalpost Head on Oct 29, 2004 7:57:20 GMT -5
RIMMER: *Still ignoring him* However, I'm not a vindictive man, so I don't intend to apply for the death penalty.
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Post by red dwarf addict on Oct 29, 2004 18:34:25 GMT -5
TODHUNTER: There are 169 people on board this ship. You, Rimmer, are over one man. Why can't you two get on?
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Post by Captain Emerald on Oct 30, 2004 6:11:48 GMT -5
LISTER: You see, I try, sir. I'm not an insubordinate man by nature. I try and respect Rimmer and everything, but it's not easy, 'cause he's such a smeghead.
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Post by Goalpost Head on Oct 30, 2004 9:16:42 GMT -5
RIMMER: *To TODHUNTER* Did you hear that, sir? *To LISTER* Lister, do you have any conception of the penalty for describing a superior technician as a smeghead?
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Post by Captain Emerald on Oct 30, 2004 9:25:31 GMT -5
TODHUNTER: *Chuckling* Oh, Rimmer. *Clapping him on the shoulder* You are a smeghead! *Exits*
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Post by red dwarf addict on Oct 30, 2004 17:10:29 GMT -5
*Lister is laughing hard* RIMMER: You heard that, Lister. Todhunter, with respect, sir, your career's finished, you big lig!
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