Post by MegaGirl on Apr 15, 2004 16:41:25 GMT -5
I got this from one of my message boards! ;D
6:15 am: Wake up and get ready for school. Put in a Robot Wars cd and listen to the theme song in the shower.
6:35 am: Get dressed. Put on a Craig coat in hopes that he'll see it.
6:50 am: Eat breakfast and put in The Red Dwarf. A good Lister or Craig viewing is good to help a body wake up.
7:10 am: Go to the bus stop. Laugh silently to self as kids talk about The Red Dwarf on Sci-Fi, for they do not yet understand the wonders of the God called Craig.
7:30 am: Meet friends at school. They go hysterical again as they hear yet another story about how you dreamt about Craig last night and he whisked you away on a white horse and rode off into the sunset.
7:45 am: Time for math class. All you do is draw some fanart of Craig in your notebook instead of writing equations. You think about how when you get home, you want to scan your fanart and send it to Robot Wars Message Board! so that your love for Craig will forever be published and permanent on the web.
9:05 am: During passing time, take a trip to the bathroom. You swear you see a vision of Craig on the feminine sanitary items machine.
9:10 am: Go to English class where the assignment is an in-class paper. Naturally you write about Craig and he plays such an important role in The Red Dwarf. You get an F, but it doesn't matter since you got to express your feelings on paper.
10:35 am: Time for gym class. During a round of tennis, you insist that you name your tennis ball "Dave Lister". You're tennis partner then finds someone else to play with.
11:50 am: Lunch. Go on and on to your buds how Craig is just the spiffiest. Your friends find another place to sit, but you don't mind because you have a picture of Craig in your binder to keep you company.
12:05 pm: Run into a guy in the hallway that looks exactly like Craig, only not as cute and perfect, of course. Spend 20 minutes chasing the guy until he hides in the boy's locker room. Follow him into the boy's locker room yelling "Craig, I would date with you!", until the Principal drags you out.
12:30 pm: In the Principal's Office. Explain to him that you only did those things in order to hunt down the perfect guy; the look alike of The British Wonder. After convincing the Principal that you're nuts, he send you back to class.
1:00 pm: Biology class. Refuse to cut open a frog for studies because Lister would never hurt an animal, so you will not either. You get an F for the assignment, but it doesn't matter since you were only doing what Lister would do in the same situation.
2:20 pm: School's out, and your friend drives you home. You insist that she come back to your house so you can show her "this really cute guy". She agrees, but upon finding out that the cute guy was a non- American no less, she turns around and goes home. But that's ok since that means less competetion and now Craig will be all yours.
3:15 pm: Beginning homework with a picture of Craig at your side to keep you company.
4:30 pm: Play a bit of The Red Dwarf on the DVD. Of course, you watch Lister and see him kick all the other character's butts. He beat the peoples in a half hour.
5:00 pm: Watch Robot Wars on Tech TV. You laugh at it.
5:30 pm: Put in some Red Dwarf fansubs with Lister in them to purify yourself after watching the American (and Lister-less) version.
6:45 pm: Write some hate mail to The American Red Dwarf about that whole "No Craig Charles" incident.
7:00 pm: Send out the hate mail, complete with Lister pics, just to **** off the people at The American Red Dwarf.
7:10 pm: Dinner time. You imagine that you and Craig are out at a fancy restaurant during the meal.
7:30 pm: Go on an online chat where you talk to other people who share an interest (but not your unparalleled love) in Craig.
8:15 pm: Visit the Robot Was Message Board! and spend 2 hours there. Even though your little brother has to write an assignment on the computer, you don't care because you're too busy drooling over Craig.
10:15 pm: Write in your daily Craig diary, and your hopes and dreams for you two in Britain.
10:45 pm: Get ready for bed. Put on the Craig pajamas you made yourself. Look around at all of the Craig posters in your room, and kiss each and every one good night. Hop into bed (complete with Craig sheets you made yourself).
2:25 am: Have a bad dream where Holly showed up and you two had an affair. You wake feeling dirty and realize that it was only a horrible nightmare, and you go back to having Craig/Lister-filled dreams.
XD They continue, all right! To see them, go to...
femalerefbot.proboards29.com/index.cgi?board=like&action=display&thread=1078955307&start=0
They're histarical! ^-^'
6:15 am: Wake up and get ready for school. Put in a Robot Wars cd and listen to the theme song in the shower.
6:35 am: Get dressed. Put on a Craig coat in hopes that he'll see it.
6:50 am: Eat breakfast and put in The Red Dwarf. A good Lister or Craig viewing is good to help a body wake up.
7:10 am: Go to the bus stop. Laugh silently to self as kids talk about The Red Dwarf on Sci-Fi, for they do not yet understand the wonders of the God called Craig.
7:30 am: Meet friends at school. They go hysterical again as they hear yet another story about how you dreamt about Craig last night and he whisked you away on a white horse and rode off into the sunset.
7:45 am: Time for math class. All you do is draw some fanart of Craig in your notebook instead of writing equations. You think about how when you get home, you want to scan your fanart and send it to Robot Wars Message Board! so that your love for Craig will forever be published and permanent on the web.
9:05 am: During passing time, take a trip to the bathroom. You swear you see a vision of Craig on the feminine sanitary items machine.
9:10 am: Go to English class where the assignment is an in-class paper. Naturally you write about Craig and he plays such an important role in The Red Dwarf. You get an F, but it doesn't matter since you got to express your feelings on paper.
10:35 am: Time for gym class. During a round of tennis, you insist that you name your tennis ball "Dave Lister". You're tennis partner then finds someone else to play with.
11:50 am: Lunch. Go on and on to your buds how Craig is just the spiffiest. Your friends find another place to sit, but you don't mind because you have a picture of Craig in your binder to keep you company.
12:05 pm: Run into a guy in the hallway that looks exactly like Craig, only not as cute and perfect, of course. Spend 20 minutes chasing the guy until he hides in the boy's locker room. Follow him into the boy's locker room yelling "Craig, I would date with you!", until the Principal drags you out.
12:30 pm: In the Principal's Office. Explain to him that you only did those things in order to hunt down the perfect guy; the look alike of The British Wonder. After convincing the Principal that you're nuts, he send you back to class.
1:00 pm: Biology class. Refuse to cut open a frog for studies because Lister would never hurt an animal, so you will not either. You get an F for the assignment, but it doesn't matter since you were only doing what Lister would do in the same situation.
2:20 pm: School's out, and your friend drives you home. You insist that she come back to your house so you can show her "this really cute guy". She agrees, but upon finding out that the cute guy was a non- American no less, she turns around and goes home. But that's ok since that means less competetion and now Craig will be all yours.
3:15 pm: Beginning homework with a picture of Craig at your side to keep you company.
4:30 pm: Play a bit of The Red Dwarf on the DVD. Of course, you watch Lister and see him kick all the other character's butts. He beat the peoples in a half hour.
5:00 pm: Watch Robot Wars on Tech TV. You laugh at it.
5:30 pm: Put in some Red Dwarf fansubs with Lister in them to purify yourself after watching the American (and Lister-less) version.
6:45 pm: Write some hate mail to The American Red Dwarf about that whole "No Craig Charles" incident.
7:00 pm: Send out the hate mail, complete with Lister pics, just to **** off the people at The American Red Dwarf.
7:10 pm: Dinner time. You imagine that you and Craig are out at a fancy restaurant during the meal.
7:30 pm: Go on an online chat where you talk to other people who share an interest (but not your unparalleled love) in Craig.
8:15 pm: Visit the Robot Was Message Board! and spend 2 hours there. Even though your little brother has to write an assignment on the computer, you don't care because you're too busy drooling over Craig.
10:15 pm: Write in your daily Craig diary, and your hopes and dreams for you two in Britain.
10:45 pm: Get ready for bed. Put on the Craig pajamas you made yourself. Look around at all of the Craig posters in your room, and kiss each and every one good night. Hop into bed (complete with Craig sheets you made yourself).
2:25 am: Have a bad dream where Holly showed up and you two had an affair. You wake feeling dirty and realize that it was only a horrible nightmare, and you go back to having Craig/Lister-filled dreams.
XD They continue, all right! To see them, go to...
femalerefbot.proboards29.com/index.cgi?board=like&action=display&thread=1078955307&start=0
They're histarical! ^-^'