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Post by Captain Emerald on Dec 20, 2004 6:42:08 GMT -5
On the official site, in the section about the upcoming menus, it says: "Finally - and we don't usually do this, but it is the festive season - a link to a bonus menu shot, housing one of our hidden Easter Eggs, is secreted somewhere within this article (an Easter Egg Easter Egg if you will; how post-modern)! Of course, it won't help you find the hidden area come February 21st... but it might give a clue about where to start looking."
Now, I've checked all the pictures, but I can't find it. Can any of you lot help?
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Post by red dwarf addict on Dec 21, 2004 11:20:42 GMT -5
LOL, I just checked everything, even the writing too! Cant' find it ANYWHERE! ;D
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Post by Captain Emerald on Dec 21, 2004 11:33:24 GMT -5
*Exasperated* Hsst!
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Post by red dwarf addict on Dec 21, 2004 12:59:22 GMT -5
I will keep searching......maybe......
Oh and for anyone who's interested, now I have more time over the Christmas holidays and the homework streak has vanished, I am pleased to inform you the second FanFic has just started! I'll go fetch my book and get it typed up....
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Post by Captain Emerald on Dec 21, 2004 13:03:09 GMT -5
Cool! Oh, and right now I am in the process of copying up the first scene of The End for my site. Do you know how long this is taking me?! First I spent ages watching and pausing the DVD with the subtitles, copying it down and putting in stage directions and stuff, and now I have to copy it all up onto the PC with editing and this rubbish keyboard. But it'll be worth it in the end. Do you want to see how far I've gotten?
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Post by red dwarf addict on Dec 21, 2004 13:05:55 GMT -5
Sure! That's a good idea. I considered doing it once but I'm not the patient kind....
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Post by Captain Emerald on Dec 21, 2004 13:08:09 GMT -5
Hey, neither am I! Well, If I paste it here it'll look a bit odd coz I can't be bothered editing it with BBCode and all, but here it is:
Episode 1: The End
Scene 1: Corridor
LISTER: (pushing trolley, singing) #To Ganymede and Titan, yes, sir, I’ve been around…#
RIMMER: Lister, have you ever been hit over the head with a welding mallet?
(LISTER shakes head)
RIMMER: No? Shut up and push the trolley.
LISTER: (With a mock salute) Yes, sir, Rimmer!
RIMMER: (Approaching food dispenser) Right. Corridor 159.
(LISTER starts to hum ‘TGAT’)
RIMMER: Lister, shut up!
LISTER: I’m only hummin’!
RIMMER: Well, don’t!
(LISTER rests elbows on trolley, puts chin in hands and sighs. He starts to play the same tune by slapping his cheeks)
RIMMER: Lister, don’t hum and don’t make any stupid sounds with your cheeks.
(LISTER starts to click the tune with his tongue)
RIMMER: Lister, one more sound, anything, and you’re on report, m’laddo. What job number’s this?
(LISTER mouths that he’s not allowed to make a sound)
RIMMER: Right! That’s it! (Writing on clipboard) “Lister, D., Third Technician. Offence: obstructing a superior officer by humming, clicking and being quiet.” When the Captain sees this, you’re dead.
LISTER: (Eating a pie) Rimmer, I’m bored!
RIMMER: Bored?! This is essential routine maintenance! It’s absolutely vital for the well being of this crew, this mission and this ship. (Reading from clipboard) “Dispenser 172: chicken soup nozzle clogged.” (Puts clipboard on floor. Sticks hand out) Pass me a 14B, Lister.
(LISTER passes to RIMMER a pipe cleaner from trolley)
RIMMER: Lister, is this a 14B? Does it look even remotely like a 14B? (Picks up another pipe cleaner from trolley) This is a 14B, Lister. (Waggles first pipe cleaner) This is a 14F! Are you blind?
LISTER: Who cares?
RIMMER: I care, Lister. (Looks at both pipe cleaners and realises they’re identical. After some deliberation, puts the “14B” back in trolley. Starts cleaning out nozzle) It’s my career, Lister. I’m the one who gets it in the neck if an officer comes along, orders chicken soup and gets blackcurrant cordial with blancmange and two creams and a sugar. (Presses button) Chicken soup. (Machine makes funny noise. RIMMER takes out cup from dispenser and sips. He is obviously disgusted and splutters. Puts cup back into dispenser) Yep, that’s working. (Gets up)
LISTER: (Walking towards dispenser) It’s stupid, anyway, all this maintenance business. (Takes out cup) The only reason they don’t give this job to the service druids is they’ve got a better union than us. (Takes sip)
RIMMER: Lister, that is absolute nonsense.
(LISTER splutters from soup, then continues to drink it)
RIMMER: Right. What next? (Reading from clipboard) “Botanical gardens: faulty porous circuit. In corridor 147: sticking door.”
(They turn around and walk back through corridor, LISTER pushing the trolley)
LISTER: It’s true, you know, though, Rimmer. You rank below all four of those service robots. (Tapping head) Even the one that’s gone absolutely mad.
RIMMER: Well, Lister, not for long, matey. Up, up, up! That’s where I’m going!
LISTER: (Getting out a fag) Not until you pass your engineer’s exam. And you won’t do that because you’ll just go in there and flunk again.
RIMMER: Lister, last time I only failed by the narrowest of narrow margins.
LISTER: You what? You walked in there, wrote: “I am a fish” 400 times, did a funny little dance and fainted!
RIMMER: That’s a total lie!
LISTER: (Lighting up fag) No, it’s not. Petersen told me.
RIMMER: (Mocking LISTER) “No, it’s not. Petersen told me.” Lister, if you must know, what I did was, I wrote a discourse on porous circuits which was simply too… “radical”, too “unconventional”, too “mould-breaking” for the examiners to accept.
LISTER: Yeah, you said you were a fish.
RIMMER: Is that a cigarette you’re smoking, Lister?
LISTER: No, it’s a chicken (!)
RIMMER: Right! You’re on report. Two times in as many minutes, Lister. I dunno. (Prepares to write on clipboard)
(TODHUNTER enters).
TODHUNTER: Rimmer. Lister.
RIMMER: Yes, sir! (First appearance of “RIMMER salute”)
LISTER: Yo, Todhunter! Get down! (Stamps feet)
TODHUNTER: (Pauses) Indeed. Now, er, Rimmer. I’m just going through McIntyre’s artefacts, and I see you’ve filed 247 complaints… (Points) against Lister.
RIMMER: (Looking smug) Yes, sir.
TODHUNTER: (Looks at clipboard) That’s, er, 123 counts of insulting a superior technician, 39 counts of dereliction of duty, 84 counts of general insubordination, (Turns page over) and one count of mutiny.
RIMMER: Yes, sir!
TODHUNTER: Mutiny, Lister?
LISTER: (Eating pie, fag in ear) I stood on his toe.
RIMMER: Maliciously and with intent to wound!
LISTER: It was an accident!
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Post by red dwarf addict on Dec 21, 2004 18:27:13 GMT -5
LOL, you've got further than I would have.....by the way if you wanna see a bit of my 2nd fanfic check out my old fanfic board I created.....
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Post by Captain Emerald on Dec 22, 2004 7:36:56 GMT -5
Ok! And I've finished the first scene now. It's on my site, but the text went a bit funny on Freewebs. It's annoying.
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Post by red dwarf addict on Dec 22, 2004 16:43:36 GMT -5
LOL too right, before it updated it was HECK. That's why I didn't up date my site for a while because things kept going wrong and stuff....
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Post by Captain Emerald on Dec 23, 2004 11:50:32 GMT -5
It's annoying. Do you have to sign up to Yahoo before you can use Geocities?
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Post by red dwarf addict on Dec 23, 2004 19:03:54 GMT -5
No idea.
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Post by That English-Edge on Dec 23, 2004 19:15:12 GMT -5
you're a bit dumb you know.why don't you go onto google search for red dwarf scripts and click on the sites and you'll have the scripts quicker and less work. (lol this must be my biggest post)
~~Lee Vilenski~~~~
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Post by red dwarf addict on Dec 23, 2004 19:25:01 GMT -5
Coz she wants to do it by herself.
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Post by Captain Emerald on Dec 24, 2004 5:04:43 GMT -5
Yeah, otherwise it's copyright theft and I could get sued for it. I actually no a site with great scripts, but I don't want to steal them.
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