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Post by red dwarf addict on Feb 10, 2005 14:26:29 GMT -5
Example:
My Science teacher Ms Endres, was chatting about DNA one science lesson, she asked the one who wasn't listening (Namely, me. I was bored!) what DNA was. Of course I reeled of the Kryten line from DNA (Series 4) sounding like this:
"Every cell in your body contains DNA, which is a series of genetic instructions telling your body how to grow. It's like a computer program that chooses the colour of your eyes, tells your nose what shape to be, designates your sex, your height, everything, even your lifespan. If you changed even a tiny bit of it, then you would look completely different. You could like, turn into a chicken. "
I said, as I fondly remembered the epidural line...
Another example? Well here's one....
The lesson's drama, we're reinacting the Thesius and the Minotaur thing right? So the bit where the king commits suicide by jumping off the cliff, I immediatly stand on top of the cliff, looking down and say; "Why's everyone gathered around that giant pizza?" Classic line.
Have you lot ever got any of those? Thankfully I have not found a situation for the Wormdo line yet...
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Post by katerulz86 on Feb 20, 2005 18:51:22 GMT -5
LOL nah I havent, but I find myself saying smeg alot!  I dunno how you remembered that whole line from DNA, but I woulda loved to be there to see the looks on your teachers face, no doubt he/she asked you because they thought you werent listening!  |
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Post by red dwarf addict on Mar 5, 2005 15:06:00 GMT -5
Lol, she was dumbstruck, and since then she hasn't asked me a question if I look like I'm not listening. But I tell you what I'm looking forward to...the subject's called 'Theories of Space Time and Science Fiction', which will give me in depth knowledge...
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Post by Rimmerslittlevoodoodoll on Apr 1, 2005 17:12:32 GMT -5
I do that all the time you know in marooned whenthey are talking about the 5 black holes (grit) well the school house was having a quiz and i couldn't take part because i was in the first one but i was allowed to watch. any way they asked school (my house) what is the name for a large impacted star etc etc and no one could get it, and they went round all the other house teams and they didnt know. and by this time i was sat at the end of my seat twitcing because i new the answer and in the end he quiz man goes does any one in the audience no and i yelled out black hole... and every one stred at me.
I've also used Rimmers peech from holoship the smart one in a science lesson and i use the "it will be happened it shall be going to be happened it will be was an event that couls will have been taken place in the future" line if i want to be pelted by shoes at school.
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Post by red dwarf addict on Apr 2, 2005 8:47:07 GMT -5
Lol! No one knows anything about what I talk about in Science...there I am going on about Nebulas and no one has a clue about what I'm talking about, not even Miss!  The only person I can have a proper talk about the Space Time Continuum is Mr Greg, Mrs Gooding shoulda thought twice about it really, Mia said she lost her book and that she swore she left it in the classroom and Mrs Gooding said 'We'll I don't have it, and inless you have it it's been lost in the Space Time Continuum! Perhaps you should see Mr Greg and talk about it to him!' then I shouted out 'Miss! You gotta wait till the Space Time Continuum has reordered itself!' and she started laughing but everyone else was looking at me blankly, going 'Should I know about this Space Watch Continued thing?' lol...Then she said 'Okay, what's Causality?' and of course, Tikka to Ride was the episode explaining about it...easy as pie. |
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Post by Rimmerslittlevoodoodoll on Apr 2, 2005 9:22:43 GMT -5
Oh you know in maroonmed the bit about captain oats. we were doing about conspiracy's in english and i put my hand up and started talking about that and i got an A* |
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Post by red dwarf addict on Apr 2, 2005 9:26:06 GMT -5
Oooo nice one, I'll remember that one. ;D
What does conspiracy mean anyway? Lol...
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Post by Rimmerslittlevoodoodoll on Apr 2, 2005 9:30:30 GMT -5
Ummm cant completly explain but its thigs like the moon landing was a hoax because the flag was waving and the shadws were in the wronf place... or crop cirlces... or when the dwarfers take jfk back to assassinate himself that kind of stuff... probs no help lol.
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Post by red dwarf addict on Apr 2, 2005 9:32:04 GMT -5
Oh, I understand now... Nah, I'm serious... |
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