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Post by red dwarf addict on Jan 31, 2005 14:53:44 GMT -5
*Rimmer comes round the corner tooting a happy, fast tune*
RIMMER: Morning Lister! How's life in hippy heaven you pregnant babbon-bellied space cookie? What's the plan for today then? Slobbing in the morning, followed by slobbing in the afternoon then maybe a little snooze before the main evening slob? God, you a disgrace to the species!
*Starts tooting again and runs back out of sight*
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Kryten
2nd Class Technician
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Post by Kryten on Feb 4, 2005 10:51:15 GMT -5
Lister: Good morning, Rimmer.
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Post by red dwarf addict on Feb 20, 2005 7:33:19 GMT -5
*Rimmer jogs in a room and stos*
RIMMER: Stop! *Looks at watch* 6:47, not a bad little time for the mile. Pity I was only doing the 300 metres. Still, I had that conversation with Lister, knock off four minutes for that, and then I had a rest so I woulcn't look to shagged out when I went past him, knock that off...and I've broken the world record! Well done Rimmsey, you're fitter than you thought! Holly, give me a clean uniform.
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Post by Captain Emerald on Feb 20, 2005 10:57:19 GMT -5
HOLLY: *Appearing on a wall monitor* 9:47 AM, Arnold.
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Kryten
2nd Class Technician
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Post by Kryten on Mar 2, 2005 20:07:10 GMT -5
No, a clean uniform, you idiot.
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Post by That English-Edge on Mar 3, 2005 2:54:07 GMT -5
Holly:I'm very busy Arnold.
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Rimmerslittlevoodoodoll
2nd Class Technician
Fear not, I'm the bloke Who used to Clean the Gunk out of the Chicken Soup machine!
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Post by Rimmerslittlevoodoodoll on Mar 13, 2005 12:21:34 GMT -5
Rimmer: Now! ((yay super hard line ))
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Post by red dwarf addict on Mar 13, 2005 14:45:07 GMT -5
I swear that went a bit wrong there....Jeni, give us guidance! ;D
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Post by Captain Emerald on Mar 13, 2005 16:32:10 GMT -5
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Post by red dwarf addict on Mar 14, 2005 11:34:51 GMT -5
Ahh....close enough. Me and my word perfection...
*Holly sighs and Rimmer is wearing a clean uniform*
RIMMER: And give me a crewcut Holly. I'm beginning to look like one of those hell's angels.
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Post by Captain Emerald on Mar 14, 2005 11:37:21 GMT -5
HOLLY: Arnold. We're going to hit lightspeed in 24 hours. I have to navigate a ship the size of a city through speeds never before encountered in the human sphere of experience. I'm not a combination of the speaking clock, Moss Bros, and Tweezy Wheezy.
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Post by That English-Edge on Mar 16, 2005 3:01:54 GMT -5
Rimmer: Holly, a hologram I may be, but I'm still the highest ranking technician aboard this ship. When I say do something, you do it.Understand?You stupid jumped-up Filofax? (am I right)
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Post by red dwarf addict on Mar 16, 2005 11:01:43 GMT -5
Yep.
HOLLY: I'm a what?
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Post by That English-Edge on Mar 17, 2005 3:03:39 GMT -5
Rimmer:you heard,a crewcut,very short.
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Rimmerslittlevoodoodoll
2nd Class Technician
Fear not, I'm the bloke Who used to Clean the Gunk out of the Chicken Soup machine!
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Post by Rimmerslittlevoodoodoll on Apr 1, 2005 17:36:13 GMT -5
Hol: OK, Arnold.
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