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Post by red dwarf addict on Nov 8, 2004 14:21:24 GMT -5
RIMMER: Nice plan, Lister. Excellent plan! Brilliant plan, Lister! What about the sheep? What are you going to do, buy them water-wings? Fit them with stilts? Better still, you could cross-breed them with dolphins and have leaping mutton. *Uses pen to show the motion of a dolphin* Baa, splash, baa, splash.
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Post by That English-Edge on Nov 8, 2004 14:46:44 GMT -5
This is why I never talk to you rimmer
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Post by Captain Emerald on Nov 8, 2004 16:04:15 GMT -5
(Close enough ) RIMMER: Lister, you've got the brain of a cheese sandwich. *Miming a swimmer and putting on a Mummerset voice* "Mornin', Farmer Lister! I'm just poppin' down to the shops in my submarine. Can I buy you anything?"
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Post by red dwarf addict on Nov 10, 2004 13:28:01 GMT -5
*Holly appears on screen with a blip* HOLLY: The 'Welcome Back George MacIntyre' reception is about to begin in the refectory. George says he'd like to invite everybody, especially those who weren't able to attend his funeral. *Rimmer and Lister get up. Rimmer picks up Lister's jacket and starts to hand it to him, then drops it on the floor. Lister jumps down kicks Rimmer from behind as they leave*
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Post by Rimmerette on Nov 10, 2004 16:19:44 GMT -5
(The mess hall. Peterson enters, pretends to go to sit next to Rimmer, then goes over to join Chen, Selby and Lister.)
PETERSEN: Have you seen Rimmer, Chen?
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Post by Captain Emerald on Nov 11, 2004 10:43:16 GMT -5
(Ah, a bit wrong, ("Rimmer's arm", not "Rimmer, Chen) but we'll move on)
CHEN: No, I'm waiting for it to come out in paperback!
*Group laughs*
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Post by red dwarf addict on Nov 11, 2004 15:42:15 GMT -5
LISTER: Peterson, have you got a coin? *Peterson rumages for a coin then hands it to Lister* I've just been shown this great new intelligence test. What you do is force the coin onto your forehead and then the more times you can *Starts banging back of head* bang yourself on the head without it falling off *The coin falls off* the more intelligent you are. You gonna go for it?
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Post by Rimmerette on Nov 12, 2004 19:12:18 GMT -5
(oops ;D) ALL: He's going for it!
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Post by Captain Emerald on Nov 14, 2004 13:09:38 GMT -5
LISTER: *Takes out coin and presses it on PETERSEN'S head* Ready? Ok. Can you feel it?
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Post by red dwarf addict on Nov 14, 2004 13:34:19 GMT -5
PETERSON: Yeah.
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Post by Captain Emerald on Nov 14, 2004 13:57:24 GMT -5
LISTER: Can you feel it?
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Post by red dwarf addict on Nov 14, 2004 14:53:04 GMT -5
PETERSON: Yeah.
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Post by Rimmerette on Nov 14, 2004 16:37:11 GMT -5
LISTER: Can you feel it?
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Post by red dwarf addict on Nov 15, 2004 11:09:56 GMT -5
PETERSON: Yeah. (Yawn!)
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Post by Captain Emerald on Nov 15, 2004 12:09:37 GMT -5
LISTER: *Coin is no longer on PETERSEN's head* Go!
*PETERSEN starts hitting himself on the head, and the others all go "Brrrrr!!!"*
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