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Post by red dwarf addict on Nov 15, 2004 13:24:07 GMT -5
CAPTAIN HOLLISTER: Folks, today is a day for both sadness and joy. Sadness, for the passing away of George, and joy, because George is back with us, albeit as a hologram. Now some of you may not have travelled with a hologram before, so I ask you to treat him as a normal man, because he is in every respect like George. He has George's personality and George's knowledge and experience. Of course, he can't lift anything or touch anything, so I ask you to cooperate with his requests. And please, take every care not to walk through him, not even when you're in a hurry. Thankyou.
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Post by Rimmerette on Nov 15, 2004 15:47:10 GMT -5
[Applause and cries of "Speech! Speech!"] GEORGE: I want to thank everybody for giving me such a marvellous funeral. I've just seen the vid. And I want to thank the Captain for his beautiful eulogy. Beautiful. But I still don't understand why he didn't use the one I wrote. [Laughter] This must seem pretty spooky for everyone, but I don't want you to think of me as someone who's dead, more as someone who's no longer a threat to your marriages. I think Joe knows what I'm talking about. [More laughter] As you know, Holly's only capable of sustaining one hologram, so my advice to anyone more vital to the mission than me is, if you die, I'll kill you. [Applause]
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Post by red dwarf addict on Nov 16, 2004 11:22:28 GMT -5
TODHUNTER: Please be upstanding for the cutting of the cake.
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Post by Captain Emerald on Nov 16, 2004 14:39:22 GMT -5
TODHUNTER: *Raising his glass* Flight Coordinator George MacIntyre!
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Post by Rimmerette on Nov 16, 2004 15:06:27 GMT -5
All: George!
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Post by red dwarf addict on Nov 17, 2004 14:55:32 GMT -5
*Everyone drinks*
CAPTAIN HOLLISTER: OK, just one thing before the disco. Holly tells me that he's sensed a non-human life form aboard.
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Kryten
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Post by Kryten on Nov 17, 2004 14:57:29 GMT -5
LISTER : Sir, it's rimmer
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Post by red dwarf addict on Nov 17, 2004 15:00:01 GMT -5
*Laughing*
CAPTAIN HOLLISTER: We don't know what it is, Lister. So just be careful okay.
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Kryten
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Post by Kryten on Nov 17, 2004 15:02:58 GMT -5
LISTER : I'm turning you in, rimmer
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Post by red dwarf addict on Nov 17, 2004 15:08:06 GMT -5
*Rimmer pulls out his notebook and starts to write* LISTER AND FRIENDS: Oooooh!
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Post by Kryten on Nov 17, 2004 15:30:32 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]sorry i had to copy this next bit, i couldn't remember it all[/glow] -----------------------------------------------------------------------
(SCENE CHANGES TO SLEEPING QUARTERS)
RIMMER: Right. They're bound to ask the right thigh, which is 10 per cent. They must ask the left thigh, which is 20 per cent. They've *got* to ask one of the forearms. Which means I've passed already! Anything on the left shin's a bonus! (Looking at one arm) Right. CUTIE: Current under tension is ... what's this? Current under tension is equal? Current under tension is expandable? Current under tension is expensive? What does this mean? (Begining to panic) What does any of it mean? I've covered my body in complete and utter and total absolute nonsense gibberish! Aaaargh! Just relax, relax, relax, relax--
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Post by red dwarf addict on Nov 18, 2004 12:34:30 GMT -5
*Lister starts coughing - just awaking*
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Post by Kryten on Nov 18, 2004 12:38:10 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]i couldn't remember all of this either [/glow] ----------------------------------------------------------------------- RIMMER: Er, plus 20 per cent of the ship's course minus the Pythagoras theorem multiplied by two over the X axis minus one equals the total velocity of Red Dwarf, which means I know everything about astro- engineering. Good morning, Lister, for probably the last time.
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Post by red dwarf addict on Nov 18, 2004 15:21:42 GMT -5
LISTER: You got it down Rimmer?
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Post by Kryten on Nov 18, 2004 15:29:41 GMT -5
Rimmer : A couple of blanks, but i think we're ok
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