My math teacher has a son. And he has alot of homework. Well my math teacher told us that she saw a message from him saying, Grettings, earthlings... I DON'T HAVE ANY HOMEWORK!!!!!! She thought it was weired but me and my friends thought it was funny, really funny. I was the one rolling on the floor, laughing my butt off!!! ;D
I'll never forget the day I walked in on my mom, while she was taking a huge, discusting dump. Then, she read three pages to me of the book, Everybody Poops. Needless to say, I didn't kill myself that day...